In class we were assigned to read an article about a teacher and identify the improper practices she was using in her classroom. This teacher was making her 6th grade students memorize the Emancipation Proclamation, and if they missed or added one word they failed the assignment. As I was finished reading I said aloud to myself, "She's an idiot", in regards to this teacher. I said this at the very same time a girl in my class finished asking the professor how long the Emancipation Proclamation was.

Everyone heard me.
I'm now the girl that calls other classmates idiots.
No one asks questions in that class anymore.

My future as an educator is looking promising.

This is our final choice for the wedding announcement. Simple yet straight forward.
Do you like it?
(this is a joke by the way....a big joke!!!!)

One of my guilty pleasures is ANTM (America's Next Top Model, duh.)
After many years of watching with B, I came to the conclusion that modeling can't be that hard.
All you have to do is be natural.
Why couldn't all those eliminated models figure that out?

Well, my first official "photo shoot" was our engagements on saturday. . .

From the moment the camera pointed our direction, well, to put it gently, Devin and I were embarrassingly awkward. Oh, and absolutely horrible.

For you to truly understand what I am trying to describe I am going to have to show you some pictures.





After a few (or a lot, who remembers?) Dev and I finally started to get the hang of it....

the dream dress
hand made and tailored to perfection
every inch designed precisely from my vision
breathtaking silk and lace on sale
wedding gift from the seamstress...free labor
a fantasized wedding dress becoming my reality for $200

Happy Wedding, Happy Bride